Excuses, Excuses…

We have all heard it before, and some of us have used it before.  The “I was drunk” excuse.  WORST excuse in the world!  People going out and having a few drinks, nothing wrong with that.  However, if by drinking large amounts of alcohol effects your judgement significantly, there is a simple solution, don’t drink!

A friend of mine was fairly intoxicated over the weekend, and he started confessing some things to his then girlfriend that should not have been shared.  Everyone around the two thought it was very funny, the girlfriend however, did not find his confession to be funny and decided to break-up with him.  The very next day, my friend wakes up, hungover of course, and claims he does not remember anything from last night.  Blamed the whole story on alcohol- which is true for the most part.  I highly doubt that if he was not drunk that night, he wouldn’t have confessed to any of the things he said.   As far as that being an excuse….not so much.

Here is a great blog about killing the Drunk excuse.

Alcohol impairs a persons judgment (those who drink can attest to that), but those that constantly end up apologizing and blaming it on the alcohol should probably just stop drinking.  It is only a matter of time before sorry becomes just another word.  Highly overused and not really meant as asking for forgiveness, but just ending the topic of discussion.

When is comes to apologizing in general, society is NEVER at fault.  There is typically a second party involved in which they had no control over.

Is there a solution?  Unfortunately the only solution is a promise.  A promise to yourself that you will take responsibility for YOUR actions.  Michael Jackson had the right idea, “it all starts with the man in the mirror”.


Boycott Valentine’s Day

February 14th, every man, woman, and child knows the meaning of this date; shower your significant other with candy, flowers, food, etc.  Pretty much do anything to have them feel appreciated, which they absolutely should!  Guys usually seem to get upset with Valentine’s Day.  Some even throw fits, “Why do guys have to find a restaurant, buy flowers, be as romantic as humanly possible to women on one day?”  The answer, to appreciate the woman you have in your life.  Let her know that you care, and for one lousy day, show her that you will bend over backward to make it as magical as possible.

However, women SHOULD NOT get upset if their man does not do anything special for you on this day.  Some men just do not believe in participating in a “hallmark holiday.”  Others, well they may have just forgotten.  Whatever the reason may be, do not be upset with him.  It’s not like he gets upset and calls you names on March 14th when you forget about the male version of Valentine’s Day- Steak & Blow Job Day.

For those that have may never heard of Steak and BJ day, it is quite simple really.  On March 14th, you surprise your lucky guy with a nice piece of steak and some great oral sex!  It’s not as expensive as Valentine’s Day is for us men, but we feel just as appreciated!

For all the women that will complain about March 14th being a “made-up” holiday, c’mon.  I mean was it set in stone that February the 14th shall be a day that couples will show affection by exchanging gifts? HELL NO!  It’s a hallmark holiday, and the ONLY reason March 14th isn’t as well known is because it’s not as well advertised.  But I am spreading the word, to all men, BOYCOTT Valentine’s Day until we receive our day as well!

I have attached a video you can use to help spread the word, so that Steak & BJ day become just as popular as Valentine’s Day!

You want a romantic date? I want my blow job and steak! (my attempt of a rhyme)


RIP Chivalry…

 

 

Has Chivalry died, or are we as a society just forgetting our manners?  I was walking to school today and not once, not twice, but on three separate occasions I held a door open for a person.  All three of those people just so happened to be women.  Yet, not one of them said “thank you.”  It made me think, is this because women are not use to having doors held for them anymore, or is it because society as a whole lost their manners?

 

 

Many comedians have poked fun at the situation claiming that women are to blame for chivalry being dead.  In some ways I could understand why they would think that.  For example, women demanded to earn equal pay (no arguments here), yet SOME women pretend not to see the bill when it is presented after the meal.  I enjoy going out to eat from time to time, but why should a man have to pay ALL the time?

Another reason why chivalry can be declared dead because of women is the fact that women pride themselves on being independent.  Yet they still want to be taken care of.  For example, a famous pop star Beyonce has been known to urge women to be independent.  In fact, she even made a song in 2008 for women called, “Independent Woman”  Now, backtrack to 1999 the same artist made a song called, “Bills Bills Bills”  That song was implying that she wants a man who can afford her bills.  That does not sound very independent to me.  Women are confused by what they want.

Here is another perspective on chivalry, and this is from a woman!
http://ninamayers.wordpress.com/2010/07/26/chivalry-is-dead-and-women-killed-it/

Here are just 5 simple things (not in any particular order) a man should ALWAYS do for a woman, regardless if she is independent or not:

1) Allow the woman to walk out of an elevator first.

-I noticed that everyone is in such a rush now-a-days that they will literally push you out of their way if you do not get out of their way!

2) If you don’t walk the woman to her door after a date, at least wait till she enters the house.

– Make sure she gets in safe, it will take 2 minutes and will make her feel a little more safe.

3) Help a woman carry any heavy object.

– Although women can do anything men can do, a man’s physical capability will usually be greater than a woman’s.

4) Hold the door for her.

– Even if you don’t get a “thank you” out of it

5) Hear a thump in the middle of the night? Get your butt out of bed and check it out!

– A man’s job is to protect his family

 

Try to work on just those five tasks and slowly bring chivalry back from the dead!

 


To Sext, or Not To Sext….

Technology can help us in ways we could not even fathom before.  The quicker technology is getting, the more impatient, us as individuals seem to get.  Technology sure has made our lives easier.  You need an answer?  POW, Google it!  Need to learn how to tie a bow tie?  BOOM, Youtube and learn!  Want me to take off my pants and send you a picture of my di…whoa, whoa, whoa!  What?

That’s right folks, I’m talking about good old fashioned sexting.  For those that may not know what sexting is, let’s have Wikipedia explain it for you (like how I used technology to help solve a problem)   According to Wikipedia, sexting is “the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photographs, primarily between mobile phones.”  So basically, you are talking dirty via text messages.  I don’t know about you, but nothing gets me going like a hot and sexy text message! (Sarcasm)

You want to hear the weird part about sexting?  It’s typically done with people you really don’t know.  How cool is that!? (Sarcasm again)  How anyone can trust someone they just met, or anyone for that matter, with a sexual picture is beyond me.  But I guess telling you how stupid this fad is will only make you want to participate more.

So here is my solution; teach people how to sext properly.

1) Understand the risks

– your naked pics can end up online (it worked for Kim Kardashian maybe you’ll get famous too)

2) Don’t have premature sext

–  You never know how the person will respond to the initial sext, so be careful!

3) Know the recipient

– A person you just met at the bar is probably not the best choice to send naked photos of yourself

4) Don’t drink and sext

– Self explanatory

5) Be subtle at first

– You don’t want to come out too aggressive, it may scare the recipient away.  Start off slow, you can always get more graphic later on

There you have it, a sext recipe.  I still think it is a dumb idea, but if you’re going to sext, please, sext responsibly.


Are Men More Shallow Than Women?

How are some men blessed to have such a beautiful woman by their side? We can all think of a couple that has made you think, “Why the hell is she with such an ugly dork?” Some are obviously just gold diggers that settle with a less attractive man for financial reasoning.  That is stating the obvious, and I’m not talking about gold diggers.

I’m talking about the type of girl that could be a model and get any guy she wants. However, for some reason she has settled with an out-of-shape, balding, no sense of humor male companion. For example, most men and women would agree that Jennifer Lopez is a gorgeous woman. When I heard that Marc Anthony and “J.Lo” were a couple I thought to myself, “Damn-it, I had a chance!”


Jennifer Lopez is already a successful singer/actress, so it doesn’t make sense to say that she was in a relationship with someone for money.  There are other examples in Hollywood where very attractive women date a much less attractive men.  So could it be that women are just less shallow than most men?
We all have different values and preferences that attract us to the opposite sex.  Some value looks and appearances, others may value personality and charisma, but what determines the level of importance you set for those characteristics?

A woman wouldn’t date someone uglier than her  just so she gets noticed more, would she?  I mean, how is it possible that beautiful women lack self confidence in their appearance?  If you think about it, this situation does seem to make sense.  What better way to notice a diamond than by pairing it up with a piece of coal. So in this scenario, would that make the woman shallower?

I have attached a link to a video that discusses this same exact topic. The video has a “relationship expert” (how one can be known as an expert in relationships I have no idea) and a high profile match-maker. Both discuss some ideas as to why women prefer to have less attractive spouses.

The topic is up for debate! How do you feel about this particular topic? What reasons do you have as to why some women prefer to date less attractive men?