Boycott Valentine’s Day

February 14th, every man, woman, and child knows the meaning of this date; shower your significant other with candy, flowers, food, etc.  Pretty much do anything to have them feel appreciated, which they absolutely should!  Guys usually seem to get upset with Valentine’s Day.  Some even throw fits, “Why do guys have to find a restaurant, buy flowers, be as romantic as humanly possible to women on one day?”  The answer, to appreciate the woman you have in your life.  Let her know that you care, and for one lousy day, show her that you will bend over backward to make it as magical as possible.

However, women SHOULD NOT get upset if their man does not do anything special for you on this day.  Some men just do not believe in participating in a “hallmark holiday.”  Others, well they may have just forgotten.  Whatever the reason may be, do not be upset with him.  It’s not like he gets upset and calls you names on March 14th when you forget about the male version of Valentine’s Day- Steak & Blow Job Day.

For those that have may never heard of Steak and BJ day, it is quite simple really.  On March 14th, you surprise your lucky guy with a nice piece of steak and some great oral sex!  It’s not as expensive as Valentine’s Day is for us men, but we feel just as appreciated!

For all the women that will complain about March 14th being a “made-up” holiday, c’mon.  I mean was it set in stone that February the 14th shall be a day that couples will show affection by exchanging gifts? HELL NO!  It’s a hallmark holiday, and the ONLY reason March 14th isn’t as well known is because it’s not as well advertised.  But I am spreading the word, to all men, BOYCOTT Valentine’s Day until we receive our day as well!

I have attached a video you can use to help spread the word, so that Steak & BJ day become just as popular as Valentine’s Day!

You want a romantic date? I want my blow job and steak! (my attempt of a rhyme)

RIP Chivalry…

 

 

Has Chivalry died, or are we as a society just forgetting our manners?  I was walking to school today and not once, not twice, but on three separate occasions I held a door open for a person.  All three of those people just so happened to be women.  Yet, not one of them said “thank you.”  It made me think, is this because women are not use to having doors held for them anymore, or is it because society as a whole lost their manners?

 

 

Many comedians have poked fun at the situation claiming that women are to blame for chivalry being dead.  In some ways I could understand why they would think that.  For example, women demanded to earn equal pay (no arguments here), yet SOME women pretend not to see the bill when it is presented after the meal.  I enjoy going out to eat from time to time, but why should a man have to pay ALL the time?

Another reason why chivalry can be declared dead because of women is the fact that women pride themselves on being independent.  Yet they still want to be taken care of.  For example, a famous pop star Beyonce has been known to urge women to be independent.  In fact, she even made a song in 2008 for women called, “Independent Woman”  Now, backtrack to 1999 the same artist made a song called, “Bills Bills Bills”  That song was implying that she wants a man who can afford her bills.  That does not sound very independent to me.  Women are confused by what they want.

Here is another perspective on chivalry, and this is from a woman!
http://ninamayers.wordpress.com/2010/07/26/chivalry-is-dead-and-women-killed-it/

Here are just 5 simple things (not in any particular order) a man should ALWAYS do for a woman, regardless if she is independent or not:

1) Allow the woman to walk out of an elevator first.

-I noticed that everyone is in such a rush now-a-days that they will literally push you out of their way if you do not get out of their way!

2) If you don’t walk the woman to her door after a date, at least wait till she enters the house.

– Make sure she gets in safe, it will take 2 minutes and will make her feel a little more safe.

3) Help a woman carry any heavy object.

– Although women can do anything men can do, a man’s physical capability will usually be greater than a woman’s.

4) Hold the door for her.

– Even if you don’t get a “thank you” out of it

5) Hear a thump in the middle of the night? Get your butt out of bed and check it out!

– A man’s job is to protect his family

 

Try to work on just those five tasks and slowly bring chivalry back from the dead!